February 2010
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“I was sitting on the couch with my mom, and she turns to me and points to the...”
– mlia.  (sent in by me)
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January 2010
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Jan 31st
honestly, i don’t care if you don’t care enough to help yourself. i’m not being a bitch. there’s only so much of this i can take though.
Jan 28th
The lame one?
bonjourfille: readysetmachine: snafubar: ARIES - The Aggressive Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are...
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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“Won’t you tell me what you’re thinking of? Would you be an outlaw...”
– elliott smith’s thirteen.
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Jan 24th
Welcome to my 9,000th post.
loveisacabaret: I’d like to dedicate it to me not having a life.  OVER LEVEL 9,000!!!!! imma dork :]
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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my brother brought home this list of random old laws that his forensics class teacher handed out: ~Alabama: “It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.” ~California: “Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of tavern, school, or place of worship.” ~Florida: “Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.”...
Jan 23rd
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so today i had an eye exam, and i was sitting in the waiting room. there was this middle-school aged girl that was sitting kiddie corner to me. and all of a sudden i heard “pssssttt……psssstttt” i looked over, and she was trying to get my attention. me:” hello.” girl: “hey, how old are you?” me: “19” girl: “that’s cool. hey, i...
Jan 21st
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Listeni wish my life right now didn’t relate to...
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Jan 14th
it’s been an amazing movie week for me: wristcutters: a love story the virgin suicides donnie darko away we go (500) days of summer up in the air hard candy semi-pro anchorman i had no life this week………!!
Jan 14th
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“pants on the ground, pants on the ground, you be lookin like a fool with yo...”
– american idol contestant
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tim gunn on ‘how i met your mother’  YES!
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“are you sure you’re last name isn’t campbell, cas you’re mMm...”
Jan 11th
TIME TO PLAY THE VAGINA GAME!
bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica: maharlikans: chaseandsuarez: nothingbuthonesty: isleepingraves: holyshizzle: iam12yearsoldandwhatisthis: donkeydonkeyfruitbox: dirigiblehate: washitwithsoap: kicksenselessmydefenses: justanotherprettylie: sometimesyouleave: Put the word ‘vagina’ into a TV show title or movie :] Big Vagina’s House Full Vagina How I Met Your Vagina. ...
Jan 10th
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“it’s so much easier when seafoam green is in fashion.”
– incubus
Jan 9th
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off to go downtown to take some photos in the snow with some friends. <3
Jan 8th
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sheldonjames asked: me!
lol
http://soundcloud.com/sheldon-james/killings-in-fashion-make-believe
Jan 8th
sheldonjames asked: i have a song called
make believe.
the starting lyrics are

dress up make up
go out make out
lets all play make believe
Jan 8th
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